St Valentines Day - Valentines Limericks Poetry

Popsicles are cold
Cocoa is hot
I'm sending you this incognito
because I like you 
a lot.

I think you're cool.
I think you're fun.
This Valentine is sent Priority Mail
To get a jump on my competition.

Valentine, so far away, I'm sending you this pre-paid phone card.
Call me so I can hear your voice because being away from you is hard.

Amongst all that junk mail,
It feels so divine
When someone cares enough
To send a Valentine!

If you won't be my Valentine,
Then  give this back to me.
I believe in recycling so help save a tree.

Roses are red
Blue is the sky
If you don't become my Valentine
I'll just eat till I die.

Roses are lovely, but
Roses have thorns,
Your beauty won't last forever
So the mirror warns.

Valentines are stupid.
Valentines are dumb.
So why do we get so upset
If no one sends us one?

One is for lonely
Two is not.
Be my Valentine
Or I'll buy a dog named Spot.

Whatever color your rose may be
It will soon dry and fade away;
But my love
for you 
Sweetheart
Is forever here
to stay.

On a scale of sexy between one and ten
You're a 1 and a 0 
multiplied over and over again.